"My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me"
What was that?
How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian”
driver roll up the partition please, i don’t need you seeing me eat all this cheese
my aesthetic is looking mean as hell but being the nicest warmest person you ever met so you feel terrible for judging and become a better person thru it all
"the beatles were the best band to ever live"
lol …. ok….the jonas brothers though?